Jessica Alba Sex Tape? Dane Cook, A Penguin & Oral Sex...WTF?!

Dane Cook and Jessica Alba Sex Tape? Ok, so it's kind of a sex tape. Dane Cook gives some stuffed penguin rough oral sex while Jessica Alba moans along as the penguin's voice.

Ok, this tape is seriously...just plain weird. It's from 'Funny or Die', and Dane Cook kind of scares me. He says things like, "Do you want me to eat your penguin ass?!"

"You like that, don't you?"

He's quite the grunter! IDLYITW quips: Jessica Alba and Dane Cook have a sex tape. Well, not really. It's just Dane Cook raping a penguin and Jessica Alba begging for oral sex. This looks like a lot more fun that what I did this weekend. I just can't seem to make a decent batch of lemon cookies to save my life.

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