Lindsay Lohan Says Ali Did Not Have A Boob Job

# Us Weekly finally noticed what we pointed out two weeks ago—did Ali Lohan get a boob job? Then Lindsay Lohan responded on her MySpace blog saying, “...my mother taught us to appreciate what we have been given. Nor would she ever encourage, or allow a 14-year old child to alter her body. I am not judging people that do, but I am just saying that it’s not something that my family finds necessary to do, especially when you’re not even fully developed yet!” So...no? [DListed]

# Desperate Housewives‘ creator Marc Cherry blabbed to Us that Eva Longoria is “desperate” to have a baby with husband Tony Parker. We’re sure she’s THRILLED you told them. [Us Weekly]

# Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer are over. We are so shocked. The National Enquirer claims she is seeing some pretty boy with a goatee, but sources tell Perez Hilton that he planted the story to get publicity for himself. [Perez Hilton]

# In more celebrity commitment symbol news, Howard Stern got a “B” inked on his finger for fiance Beth Ostrosky. [Perez Hilton]

# Full House‘ s Dave Coulier says he and former girlfriend Alanis Morrisette “are good” even though she wrote “You Outta Know” about him and totally revealed that she went down on him in a theater. [Us Weekly]

# Gael Garcia Bernal is expecting a baby with his girlfriend. God, those Y Tu Mama Tambien boys grow up SO fast. [People]